How I Wasted 2017: Blog Highlight Reel

Because so many of my memories call for repression, I often have difficulty—especially in the year’s dying breaths—recalling anything significant I’ve done over the past twelve months. The ensuing highlight reel, I hope, will make recalling my significant accomplishments of 2017 less difficult by setting forth concrete evidence that they don’t exist. Have a look … More How I Wasted 2017: Blog Highlight Reel

15 Things I Need to Get Better At Doing This Year

Estimating the distance between my toes and the edges of furniture. Remembering not to engage my cat in staring contests because SHE HAS A THIRD EYELID. And also no morals. Trusting that the garage door is closed. Trusting that there is, in fact, no one behind the shower curtain. Combining my 30+ passwords into one. … More 15 Things I Need to Get Better At Doing This Year

9 Signs Your Cat No Longer Respects You

  Our school doesn’t have advisory periods (time set aside each day for teachers to talk about how to deal with life), so we compensate with a monthly advisory program, which usually consists of a thirty-minute session of prewritten discussions, PowerPoint slides, and nonresponsive children. A group therapy session, basically. Anyway, last time, we discussed … More 9 Signs Your Cat No Longer Respects You