If WatchMojo or another YouTube channel that makes compilations ranking the “Top 10 Scenes From The Office” were to branch out and release “Top 10 Moments We Couldn’t Believe Nicole Was This Dumb,” I’d say being oddly convinced “Jesus Christ Superstar: The Musical” wasn’t going to be about Jesus would be a frontrunner for that … More I Didn’t Expect Jesus Christ Superstar To Be About Jesus
The universe recently said to me, I see you, feeling like you’re broken down and not going anywhere, and raise you your apartment, which is better than you at both those things. Not only is it crumbling to dust, but also it physically can’t move from where it stands and will continue to lower the … More What’s Broken Down And Not Going Anywhere?
In a way, I chose to drink too much at a formal event four hours before getting on a plane to Los Angeles. Because something horrible always happens when I travel, I figured I could at least make the token bad decision one I had control over. Given that a thirty-thousand-mile-high hangover over the state … More The Plane At LAX
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to think of pun Halloween costumes, and his loved ones will slowly extricate themselves from his life. While, personally, I’ve never experienced the problem of having too many friends, I recognize this may be an issue for some of you … More 14 Pun Halloween Costumes to Scare Away Your Friends