How You Could’ve Spent Spring Break (or, Coming of Age: The Pedophile Milestone)

Probably the most interesting thing that happened to me over spring break was that I didn’t go to Destin, Florida. Over the past few days, I’ve seen so many social media posts of friends at the beach that I figure our school might as well relocate there with the entire college-aged population. By no means … More How You Could’ve Spent Spring Break (or, Coming of Age: The Pedophile Milestone)

getting schooled

Last week, I wrote about a strange dream I’d had, in which I did uncharacteristic things including but not limited to: tackling a guy with a gun, shooting my cat with said gun, and actually running for more than two minutes without collapsing to the ground and begging for the sweet release of death. It’s … More getting schooled