13 Things I Still Haven’t Learned In College

I always vastly overestimate how knowledgeable my future self will be after certain milestones. After I passed my driving test, for example, I figured I’d know how to drive. After high school, how to pronounce the word “rural.” Neither has come to me as of yet. I still have a year before graduating college, but … More 13 Things I Still Haven’t Learned In College

11 Steps: How To Be Productive When You’d Rather Stop Existing

People talk about “catching themselves” being unproductive, and I don’t get it. I “catch myself” glancing at the bus window’s emergency hammer when someone asks me what I’m going to do with my life. I don’t “catch myself” being useless. I’m a knowing accomplice. I aid and abet. I see my keeping up with the … More 11 Steps: How To Be Productive When You’d Rather Stop Existing