I shouldn’t need to give a reason for writing down a list of things I’m grateful for, but if you must know, it was because last week was Thanksgiving and this week I’m depressed. Being in a funk makes it harder to think about gratitude when all you want to do is lie on the … More 14 Weird Things To Be Grateful For
I don’t seek out thrills like haunted houses or scary movies or campfire horror stories because if I wanted to inflict unnecessary pain on myself, I’d hold Mom’s spot in a quickly moving Costco checkout line as she goes to find the cheese Danishes. Or I’d leave myself alone in the dark with my thoughts. … More The Real Halloween Scare Is My Biological Clock
I have an in-progress ranking of situations that make me want to fast-forward my slow march into oblivion. Before yesterday, speaking to customer service fell somewhere between getting pantsed in public and having to walk toward a passing acquaintance from opposite ends of a deserted hallway, unable to decipher when to acknowledge the other person. … More Good Customer Service Or In A Simulation?
You can tell I’ve been feeling down lately from my face looking more drained than usual or sometimes I just hint at it by saying “I’ve been feeling down lately.” What could I possibly be sad about? I mean, it’s the summer. It’s the summer before senior year of college. It’s the summer before I … More Take A Hike, It’s Not A Race