If WatchMojo or another YouTube channel that makes compilations ranking the “Top 10 Scenes From The Office” were to branch out and release “Top 10 Moments We Couldn’t Believe Nicole Was This Dumb,” I’d say being oddly convinced “Jesus Christ Superstar: The Musical” wasn’t going to be about Jesus would be a frontrunner for that … More I Didn’t Expect Jesus Christ Superstar To Be About Jesus
As a child, I was scared of bad tattoos. I feared what’d happen if I regretted the design or content or location. I couldn’t understand leaving on my body a permanent, physical reminder of my stupidity on purpose, which is why now, as an adult, I gave myself a permanent, physical reminder of my stupidity … More I Accidentally Gave Myself A Bad Tattoo
The universe recently said to me, I see you, feeling like you’re broken down and not going anywhere, and raise you your apartment, which is better than you at both those things. Not only is it crumbling to dust, but also it physically can’t move from where it stands and will continue to lower the … More What’s Broken Down And Not Going Anywhere?
There are so many childhood staples you no longer have license to experience the same way. Trick-or-treating through the rich neighborhoods. Whizzing through Walmart in a shopping cart. Feeling happiness in general. Now you’re old enough to know better. You understand that “fun” that causes harm can’t be “fun” anymore because you’ve been introduced to … More The Way It Was