“The greatest two factors of change,” shouted the speaker on the Capitol steps, “are money and people. We don’t really have any money, but we do have a lot of people!”
The gathering Collective of Poor and Angry roared. Toward the back of the crowd, two friends and I, who’d just arrived for the March for Science, professed our sympathies with the combined volume of someone trying to guess the lyrics to a song he doesn’t know right as the words come out of his friends’ mouths.
Speaker: *indistinct words*
Crowd: WOOOOOO
Friend 1: What did she say?
Me: No idea.
Friend 1:
Me:
Friend 2:
Friend 2: woo
…
Speaker: Something, something, something… science!
Crowd: YEEEEAAAAHHH
Me: *shouts* I can’t hear much but I support and appreciate your good intentions!
Can’t imagine why that rallying cry didn’t catch on.
We eventually tore away from the Capitol to begin the actual march. More people had appeared since we’d arrived, so turning around, we were now positioned in the middle-front. I caught sight of my Bio professor in the crowd, snuck a picture to my class’s group chat, and proceeded to evade her—as you do—while masses of people spilled into 11th St.
The skies were gray with symbolism. Our segment of the crowd was quieter than I’d expected, with one megaphone-wielding man—probably the only chant leader assigned to the entire march—halfheartedly reading off a printed list of chants. He’d start off a chant, it’d catch on weakly after a couple repeats, and then it’d fizzle out. (The whole trailing off, noticing no one paying him attention, and then forging onward anyway just really resonated with how I live out my days.)
Wasn’t exactly his fault—much of his audience consisted of people with signs like “things are so bad even the introverts had to come”—and many of the chants were comically un-catchy.
Chants Heard
- What do we want? EVIDENCE-BASED RESEARCH! When do we want it? AFTER PEER REVIEW!
- Hey hey, ho ho, we won’t let this planet go!
- Global warming is global warning! Took me several repeats to realize they weren’t just repeatedly shouting global warming is global warming, which is probably something only Lin-Manuel Miranda could pull off.
- Science isn’t fake; that’s what makes it great!
- Less invasions, more equations!
- Nasty STEMinist!
- Science not silence! Stand up for science!
- We are Ohm’s Resistance! This one earns my reluctant admiration.
And my favorite…
- WE SHOULDN’T HAVE TO BE HERE!
… though I’m still not sure whether it was an actual chant or people just screaming into the void. It’s a fine line, I’d say.
The three of us gradually picked up our pace, hoping areas closer to the front might have higher energy, but found that wherever we went, the excitement seemed to die with us. Nevertheless, we persisted (in sucking the life out of more protestors, probably) until we encountered a disappointed-looking Abraham Lincoln.
We glanced at the Ghost of America Past wordlessly standing in the middle of the street, looked at each other, and then shared an unspoken agreement to call it a day. It was one of those moments to which you know nothing that follows can quite measure up.
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Awesome post – would have liked to write something funny but I’m too apathetic to try 🙂
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Try anyway! We can be apathetic together. Thanks so much(:
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We are Ohm’s Resistance!
My favorite too!!!! Enjoyed reading this!!
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I groaned when I heard it but you know I secretly liked it. Thanks so much!
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It’s exhilarating to see so many people march to make their voices and the truth of science be known. As someone who keeps face-palming every day looking at how things are turning out, it gives me hope to see thousands of scientists and normal citizens fight for what they believe in, even in the face of unrelenting setbacks.
Also, ‘We are Ohm’s resistance!’ had me grinning ear to ear.
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Same, glad to hear it! Although it bummed me out that we had to be out there in the first place, it was such a cool experience. I’m pretty partial to the dinosaur one, myself. Thanks!
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I went to the march in Phoenix where we had lovely weather and massive crowds, including…a trio of 9/11 Truthers carrying a banner testifying that 9/11 was a government conspiracy.
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There’s always one of those, isn’t there? Glad to hear it–it’s so cool to me that I was part of a (basically) nationwide march! Did anything exciting happen?
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There was no controversy; I’m not even sure many people noticed the 9/11 Truthers. Frankly, although I was glad to be out and about on a beautiful day with like-minded people attempting to send a “science message” to Trump. I’m not sure much was really accomplished other than getting a lot of people out. Were we “protesting” anything? Not really. Were we influencing anyone? Probably not. The so-called POTUS probably just ignored the whole thing. Still…it was good practice in getting masses of people out.
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I may be wrong, but didn’t Congress subsequently pass a more science-friendly 2017 budget? Naturally, it wouldn’t have been just because of the march, but it may have played a tiny factor, or at least that’s what I’d like to think. Even if we had absolutely no impact, I agree that it was a day well spent with like-minded people!
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I do like ‘Less invasions, more equations,’ though I worry math proficiency will only lead to greater efficiency in planning invasions.
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We’ll be all right, seeing as it’s impossible to do two things at once.
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Yay!! Keep going science! Science is my life and science is everything! Nice post.
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Kind of hard to argue with that–thanks for reading!
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Loved reading your post. I recently wrote a blog about March for Science where I spoke with a marchers from UK who march chanting “Aye for Sci”. I have a her video from her march in my blog: http://crispyview.com/2017/05/22/there-is-time-left-lets-march-for-science/
Ps: followed your Facebook Page. Can’t wait to read more of your writing
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“Aye for Sci” is a winner if I’ve ever heard one (though I must admit to reading it as ay, as in “bay,” the first time). Thanks for sharing and following my FB page! Really appreciate it and will check out that post right now(:
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That is how I read it too, untill I watched the video Mandikat sent me as part of our interview.
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Brilliant Article!!!
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Thanks! Doing that now
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