March of Mad Scientists

“The greatest two factors of change,” shouted the speaker on the Capitol steps, “are money and people. We don’t really have any money, but we do have a lot of people!”


The gathering Collective of Poor and Angry roared. Toward the back of the crowd, two friends and I, who’d just arrived for the March for Science, professed our sympathies with the combined volume of someone trying to guess the lyrics to a song he doesn’t know right as the words come out of his friends’ mouths.

Speaker: *indistinct words*


Friend 1: What did she say?

Me: No idea.

Friend 1:


Friend 2:

Friend 2: woo

Speaker: Something, something, something… science!


Me: *shouts* I can’t hear much but I support and appreciate your good intentions!

Can’t imagine why that rallying cry didn’t catch on.

We eventually tore away from the Capitol to begin the actual march. More people had appeared since we’d arrived, so turning around, we were now positioned in the middle-front. I caught sight of my Bio professor in the crowd, snuck a picture to my class’s group chat, and proceeded to evade her—as you do—while masses of people spilled into 11th St.

The skies were gray with symbolism. Our segment of the crowd was quieter than I’d expected, with one megaphone-wielding man—probably the only chant leader assigned to the entire march—halfheartedly reading off a printed list of chants. He’d start off a chant, it’d catch on weakly after a couple repeats, and then it’d fizzle out. (The whole trailing off, noticing no one paying him attention, and then forging onward anyway just really resonated with how I live out my days.)

Wasn’t exactly his fault—much of his audience consisted of people with signs like “things are so bad even the introverts had to come”—and many of the chants were comically un-catchy.

Chants Heard

  1. What do we want? EVIDENCE-BASED RESEARCH! When do we want it? AFTER PEER REVIEW!
  2. Hey hey, ho ho, we won’t let this planet go!
  3. Global warming is global warning! Took me several repeats to realize they weren’t just repeatedly shouting global warming is global warming, which is probably something only Lin-Manuel Miranda could pull off.
  4. Science isn’t fake; that’s what makes it great!
  5. Less invasions, more equations!
  6. Nasty STEMinist!
  7. Science not silence! Stand up for science!
  8. We are Ohm’s Resistance! This one earns my reluctant admiration.

And my favorite…


… though I’m still not sure whether it was an actual chant or people just screaming into the void. It’s a fine line, I’d say.

The three of us gradually picked up our pace, hoping areas closer to the front might have higher energy, but found that wherever we went, the excitement seemed to die with us. Nevertheless, we persisted (in sucking the life out of more protestors, probably) until we encountered a disappointed-looking Abraham Lincoln.


No, really.


We glanced at the Ghost of America Past wordlessly standing in the middle of the street, looked at each other, and then shared an unspoken agreement to call it a day. It was one of those moments to which you know nothing that follows can quite measure up.

Please like my page on Facebook for posts and the occasional status! I try to post on Sundays, and some of the time, I succeed. Next week I might post late or not at all because my impending doom approaches. (Finals.)

20 thoughts on “March of Mad Scientists

  1. It’s exhilarating to see so many people march to make their voices and the truth of science be known. As someone who keeps face-palming every day looking at how things are turning out, it gives me hope to see thousands of scientists and normal citizens fight for what they believe in, even in the face of unrelenting setbacks.

    Also, ‘We are Ohm’s resistance!’ had me grinning ear to ear.


  2. I went to the march in Phoenix where we had lovely weather and massive crowds, including…a trio of 9/11 Truthers carrying a banner testifying that 9/11 was a government conspiracy.

    Liked by 1 person

      1. There was no controversy; I’m not even sure many people noticed the 9/11 Truthers. Frankly, although I was glad to be out and about on a beautiful day with like-minded people attempting to send a “science message” to Trump. I’m not sure much was really accomplished other than getting a lot of people out. Were we “protesting” anything? Not really. Were we influencing anyone? Probably not. The so-called POTUS probably just ignored the whole thing. Still…it was good practice in getting masses of people out.


      2. I may be wrong, but didn’t Congress subsequently pass a more science-friendly 2017 budget? Naturally, it wouldn’t have been just because of the march, but it may have played a tiny factor, or at least that’s what I’d like to think. Even if we had absolutely no impact, I agree that it was a day well spent with like-minded people!

        Liked by 1 person

    1. “Aye for Sci” is a winner if I’ve ever heard one (though I must admit to reading it as ay, as in “bay,” the first time). Thanks for sharing and following my FB page! Really appreciate it and will check out that post right now(:

      Liked by 1 person

      1. That is how I read it too, untill I watched the video Mandikat sent me as part of our interview.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s