I hear there’s this concept of making mistakes and learning from them so you don’t mess up again, and an understanding of that sounds like it could be highly applicable to my life. Last year, I missed my flight from Hartford to Austin for spending too long at a tea shop and for trusting Lyft. … More I Spent 12 Hours Trying To Escape Miami
Nothing says “you matter to me” like a toenail clipper decorated with the Falkland Island penguins, in my opinion. I would start evaluating my importance to loved ones based on the souvenirs they bring me from their vacations if only I didn’t understand how much of a headache it is to select trinkets. The endless … More Souvenirs Are Stupid And I Want All Of Them
When I was younger, I used to wonder where the term “losing your marbles” (aka losing your wits/mind) came from. As far as I could tell, in order to lose something you had to own it first, and I didn’t possess any marbles, having never understood how to play with them. Which left me in … More Confessions of a Serial Water Bottle Loser
If WatchMojo or another YouTube channel that makes compilations ranking the “Top 10 Scenes From The Office” were to branch out and release “Top 10 Moments We Couldn’t Believe Nicole Was This Dumb,” I’d say being oddly convinced “Jesus Christ Superstar: The Musical” wasn’t going to be about Jesus would be a frontrunner for that … More I Didn’t Expect Jesus Christ Superstar To Be About Jesus
